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L’excellent compte de Laura Belbin qui se moque des mannequins avec un versus fantasme/réalité

L’excellent compte de Laura Belbin qui se moque des mannequins avec un versus fantasme/réalité

Il faut d’urgence suivre le compte Instagram @knee_deep_in_life  pour cette raison :

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GOOGLE GOALS….. ITS THAT EASY… When your kid tells you the floor is lava and can't walk because he'll burn his feet but you just over stretched your leg and the only thing on fire right now is your gooch. I'm unsure if its unfortunate genetics on my part, or because of my love for the biscuit tin but no fucking way was my leg reaching that boot without ripping my vagina into my arsehole. I think the term is known as blowing out of ones arse. You'll be pleased to know that no children were harmed in the making of this film and were bribed with 4 bags of mini haribo if they did as they were told. Not given them dinner yet and they're buzzing off their tits on sugar, so all round fucking nailing parenting. @anna_kanyuk #googlegoals #funnyvideos #nailedit #parenting #donthatetheplayerhatethegame

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GOOGLE GOALS… IT COMES NATURALLY…. When you just want to be that girl in the back garden doing handstands in her bikini while the washing dries, but instead you're the one who accidently roll on dog shit. So, you know! That was fucking great. The timing in waiting for both neighbours to be out while I shout at my husband to "keep the fucking camera straight" is a lot more stressful than it looks. Who needs a TV when you can harass your husband in the back garden as he watches your labia slip in and out of that pair of pants you borrowed from your Mum!?!? I genuinely thought I would just about manage a black flip. Backwards roll. Fucking gutted. @morganrosemoroney #googlegoals #funnyphotos #backflip #nailedit #sexyback

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GOOGLE GOALS… HE DROPPED ME… When you're climbing him like a tree and get within pube to chin touching distance but in his words "you're like a lubricated trout on speed" and he drops you, but its alright because you bribed the 8 year old with sweets to take the photo. I was going to go with the tag line of when budgety constraints means you can't afford the beach so you use the paddling pool, but all of a sudden I don't think anyone is paying attention to the swimming pool that looks like satan took a shit in it. I'm not sure what is more mesmerising, my terrified face or my majestic fringe. I starting to believe I'm going to void our life insurance soon…. @aloyoga #googlegoals #funnyphotos #yogapants #paddlingpool #summernights #nailedit

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GOOGLE GOALS…. I WOKE UP LIKE THIS…. When you want to go back to 17 year old you and tell her to lower her expectations because it turns out life is less of a beach, and more of a bitch. I need to give 17 year old me the insight into the fact she will be that woman who does a tit flap to the end of the garden, being caught mid shit storm Sals as the bin man is arriving while running late for work. I need her to understand that adult me tried to be on point, but sitting on the sofa, eating carbohydrates and picking the spots on my arse got in the way. Hello life, you're so much more of a difficult prick than I ever expected. @juliamuniz #googlegoals #funnyphotos #sexy #bin #lifeisabeach #lifeisabitch #supermodel #nailedit

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Elle a juste tellement raison de la jouer ainsi car c’est HILARANT !

 

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